The Perfect Gangbang: Mission Impossible?

Perfect Gangbang
For real? You guys can ALL get hard, stay hard, and with a condom? Come with me…

There is one situation when I wish real life sex was a lot more like porn. You can keep the Ass-to-Mouth action and Bukkake scenes, but when it comes to gangbangs, I wouldn’t mind at all if they happened more easily and frequently as they do in porn. If only I could click ‘play’ and have a gangbang happen just like that.

Imagine. A mere click and I find myself lying on a hotel bed in sexy lingerie, minding my own business when five hot guys knock on the door. I answer with my big boobs barely contained in lace and let them in. Apparently the front desk sent them up to check on how durable the bed is. How thoughtful! They suggest all getting on the bed with me to see how much weight it can take. And how about if we bounce around a bit? Oops, my boobs fall out of my bra. The guys seem to like this so… I wish!

In real life, a gangbang is proving to be one of the hardest things to coordinate. I’ve already mentioned a few times on my blog how organising one playfriend can be a challenge, so trying to round up four or more? I’m starting to think it only actually happens in porn! The closest we got recently was finding three guys to join my husband and I in a hotel room. Not a bad effort except one guy backed out at the last minute so I only had three cocks to play with. Mucho fun still but not exactly a gangbang.

So why is it so hard? Even if timing is on one’s side, the issue is more about getting the perfect team together. I’ve come to realise that only a certain type of men are gangbang-ready, much in the same way not all men are cut out to be porn stars. Guys who can rock up to a designated venue to fuck a woman they’ve never met are actually few and far between. In fact, you’d be surprised how many men (including some of my playfriends) enjoy MFM threesomes but balk at the idea of being one of five cocks.

Of course, many men will eagerly put their hands up at the recruitment stage but I always expect one or two to make excuses on the night. This being the case, it’s wise to approach six guys if you want three or four to turn up. What if all six turn up? Great! A proper gangbang. Unfortunately it’s more likely that at least one guy will psyche himself out as he’s had limited experience, or a genuine problem pulls a member out of the team. It can’t be helped but it’s a factor worth considering during planning.

So what’s a horny hotwife to do? I’ve been to clubs that have hosted greedy girl sessions and on one occasion I was very lucky and ended up in a room full of capable guys who were all quite attractive. On other occasions, the guys have been lovely but not who I had the burning urge to fuck. There are also some men on The Site who organise gangbangs for women and couples and we may entertain that option one day. From all accounts, it’s a hassle-free way to make a gangbang happen.

For the time being however, I’m going to work on finding guys the usual way and see if I can coordinate the near impossible. I don’t expect all men to find gangbangs appealing but here’s hoping I can corral a few fine dudes into my bedroom to test out my bed 😜

Now what makes the perfect gangbang recruit?

A Working Penis – Participants need a cock that gets hard and stays hard, with or without condoms and regardless of other penises being in the vicinity. Average size is great since being gangbanged entirely by monster cocks will make for a short session (for me anyway). I prefer nice range of cocks that I can enjoy without paying dearly for it the next day.

Prior Experience – At a minimum, participants should have had some experience with swinging or MFM threesomes. They should have the confidence to slip in and out (literally) of the situation as needed. Knowing what to do and say during a gangbang is a bonus. I think some newbies may take to a gangbang like duck to water but I prefer prior experience.

Good Presentation – I’ve come to the conclusion that if I want a gangbang to happen, I can’t be as choosy as I would be for MFM or one-on-one play. This sounds like a compromise but did you just read about how hard it is to organise a gangbang? I’m not marrying the guy so 100% attraction isn’t necessary. A pleasant guy who dresses well and smells nice is perfectly welcome. He has to fuck well though.

Genuine Love of Gangbangs – Participants should LOVE gangbangs, not view them as a way of getting sex. The dynamics are what should turn the participants on; the idea of all getting together to turn a woman into a squirming, cock-loving whore. They know there’s nothing sexier than watching a woman drunk on cock.

So are you into gangbangs? What do you or don’t you like about them?

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